Eric has written 6 reviews for films rated ★½ during 2018.

  • Halloween



    Really? This is the classic horror movie that everyone loves? This boring movie with all the terrible shit everybody hates about modern horror movies?


  • The Adventures of Ronald McDonald: McTreasure Island

    The Adventures of Ronald McDonald: McTreasure Island


    I don’t understand why I just watched this. What, like I really care about McDonald’s canon? I have a bad brain.

    Why is the Hamburglar their friend?

  • Kill Your Friends

    Kill Your Friends


    they forgot to put a movie at the beginning of this movie
    and they started one at the end

  • Irreversible



    I've suddenly realized that the entire point of this movie is just so Gaspar Noe has something to jerk off to. Apparently he is actually in the film, masturbating.

  • My Little Eye

    My Little Eye


    Bradley Cooper out of NOWHERE.

  • Man Vs.

    Man Vs.


    So I guess somebody at some point did a Max Landis style pitch for a Predator movie with a cool Bear Gryllsy twist and got shot down so they made their own boring, terrible version of it without the predator.