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Ralph Breaks the Internet 2018
In about a week, I am going to have forgotten all the dumb stuff in this movie that I rolled my eyes at, and only remember the really great Ralph/Vanellope friendship stuff and my rating will probs go up a whole star because I am a ridiculous person.
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The Conjuring 2013
When a ghost movie starts with "Based on a true story" It means 3 things.
1. There's now a barrier for me to get through before I can suspend my disbelief.
2. Some con-artists are a little bit happier.
3. I know that nobody in the movie is going to die. Because nobody died in the real case the movie is based on. Because ghosts don't exist and nobody has ever been killed by ghosts.
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Mission: Impossible - Fallout 2018
Henry Cavill is the most charismatic block of wood starring in movies today.
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The Adventures of Ronald McDonald: McTreasure Island 1990
I don’t understand why I just watched this. What, like I really care about McDonald’s canon? I have a bad brain.
Why is the Hamburglar their friend?
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Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom 2018
There was a scene where Owen smelled Claire’s hair, and a little kid in the theater said “Ewww” and everybody laughed.
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