Letterboxd — Your life in film

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

In about a week, I am going to have forgotten all the dumb stuff in this movie that I rolled my eyes at, and only remember the really great Ralph/Vanellope friendship stuff and my rating will probs go up a whole star because I am a ridiculous person.

Really? This is the classic horror movie that everyone loves? This boring movie with all the terrible shit everybody hates about modern horror movies?

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This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Y’all are dumb and bad at movies. This is the first Predator film worth watching.

Still hits as hard as the first time. My face is wet.

When a ghost movie starts with "Based on a true story" It means 3 things.

1. There's now a barrier for me to get through before I can suspend my disbelief.

2. Some con-artists are a little bit happier.

3. I know that nobody in the movie is going to die. Because nobody died in the real case the movie is based on. Because ghosts don't exist and nobody has ever been killed by ghosts.

Henry Cavill is the most charismatic block of wood starring in movies today.

I don’t understand why I just watched this. What, like I really care about McDonald’s canon? I have a bad brain.

Why is the Hamburglar their friend?

I don’t want to live in a world where Signs gets shit on and people go nuts over butts for Split.

There was a scene where Owen smelled Claire’s hair, and a little kid in the theater said “Ewww” and everybody laughed.

I could have a lot of fun in this house.