This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
The Blair Witch Project is my favorite film.
This movie completely misses the point of the first film in favor of being just another shitty found footage film.
Every time one of the unbelievably unlikable characters enter a scene past the first 30 minutes, they scream very loudly. And then when they are running from the deafening tree snapping sounds, they are screaming the entire time. The audio in this movie is so fucking terrible. It's just LOUD NOISES. 95…