Eric has written 7 reviews for films during 2016.

  • Passengers

    Passengers

    ★★★★★

    This was a solid movie and everybody got it wrong.

  • Suicide Squad

    Suicide Squad

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    (Disclaimer: I'm an MCU fanboy. I love all their shit.)

    This is the best DCEU movie so far. It's not great, but I wasn't bored, and I liked at least half of the characters. Will Smith was great as Killer Will Smith. Captain Boomerang was funny despite the movie undercutting his humor. El Diablo was cool, although bizarrely sentimental about these people he just met that morning. Katana was cool as fuck. Killer Croc was awesome when he wasn't talking,…

  • Blair Witch

    Blair Witch

    ½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The Blair Witch Project is my favorite film.

    This movie completely misses the point of the first film in favor of being just another shitty found footage film.

    Every time one of the unbelievably unlikable characters enter a scene past the first 30 minutes, they scream very loudly. And then when they are running from the deafening tree snapping sounds, they are screaming the entire time. The audio in this movie is so fucking terrible. It's just LOUD NOISES. 95…

  • Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

    Just a miserable experience.

  • The Good Dinosaur

    The Good Dinosaur

    ★★★★★

    It's been a long while since a movie made me cry. It's good to know I'm not an emotionless monster.

  • Entertainment

    Entertainment

    ★★½

    You know the way that the audiences in this movie feel about Neil Hamburger? That's the way I feel about the parts of this movie that aren't the Neil Hamburger bits.

    Maybe less angry about it, though.

  • Rampart

    Rampart

    ★½

    How better to end 2015 than to watch a movie about a corrupt cop?