Eric has written 3 reviews for films during 2013.

  • A Night in the Woods

    A Night in the Woods

    I don't know that this movie is good. All I know for sure is that this movie scared the absolute piss out of me. I had my headphones in, and the majority of the movie runs at a pretty low volume. So I had it turned up pretty loud. Bad move. I have never jumped so hard, and my ears have never experienced such pain. I have never moved as quickly as I did to rip those headphones from my ears. I was pissed. I'm still a little pissed. But I have rarely been that scared.

    It may not be great, but I'm gonna remember it.

  • Sharktopus

    Sharktopus

    Movies that are designed to be awful are usually more awful than movies that are unintentionally bad. And not in a fun way.

    This is the case here.

    It isn't funny.

  • Ghost Ship

    Ghost Ship

    Watch the opening scene to this. It's all you need to see from this movie. You can probably find it on youtube. It's the best.