Mortal Kombat

Mortal Kombat ★★★½

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

This review may contain spoilers.

I loved when Sub-Zero said “I am Bi-Han no longer. From this day forth I shall be known as Sub-Zero!” And then later when Scorpion shows up again he’s all like “Hanzo who? I’m Scorpion now.” 

This is a very stupid movie. But they said the names and they did the moves and they said the lines and they played the song and I totally marked out.

Also why was Kano the best part of a Mortal Kombat movie? That’s insane. I love him.
Bring him back for the sequel. Nobody dies forever in the games.

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