Why is everybody acting like Brian’s dead?

Is Cipher telling Dom every single detail of this action scene?

Why didn’t Dom just call or text his friends in Rome to tell them to call off the mission? 

Momoa is so fun in this! Just a silly, funny guy doing reaction shots.

That is not the maneuver I thought they were gonna pull.

They made the villain more likable than any of the main heroes.

LITTLE NOBODY. ADORABLE.

GO BALL, GO!

COOL BIKE TRICK BY LETTY

Is this a remote control bomb? How could it possibly still be rolling, and in the exact right direction?

That was a big bomb.

NBC logo cameo!

Oh yeah, I forgot Brie Larson was gonna be in this.

Ames. Why does this guy look familiar? Oh it’s the new Jack Reacher. He looks insane.

He’d make a freight train take a dirt road? What?

HELEN

Okay so Mr. Nobody isn’t dead.

WHERE IS STATHAM? GIVE ME STATHAM.

WILD MUSIC CHOICE. That song is not from that Hot Wheels game.

DO SOMETHING LITTLE BRIAN! TAKE ‘EM OUT!
SAVE YOUR MOM!

EYYYYYYYYYYY THERE HE IS! THE PEACEMAKER IS HERE.

Peacemaker loves going through holes in floors. It’s his whole thing.

Was that bartender in on it? What is happening?

Why don’t the subtitles on Peacock work? I have no idea what Vin Diesel is mumbling?

NOTHING’S IMPOSSIBLE IF YOU JUST BELIEVE… IN OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST, BRIE LARSON.

Cute. Cute scene with Little B and Jacob.

We are now watching a music video.

Mamoa is incredible. Genuinely excited for Aquaman 2.

Aaaaand back to the music video.

I don’t think he’s done anything so bad yet that he can’t join the family. That big ball bomb probably didn’t kill anybody, right?

Okay I must have missed something why is Letty getting surgeried by a robot?

Mamoa continues to be incredible.

OH NO ALL THEIR MONEY HAS BEEN HACKED AWAY. 

I don’t care for the Roman Shenanigans.

WHERE IS STATHAM

Oh that lady in the race was family all along.

VIN DIESEL STOP WHISPERY GROWL MUMBLING PLEASE. THE SUBTITLES ON PEACOCK DO NOT WORK.

I have not heard the AOL you got mail sound in a long PETE DAVIDSON

PETE DAVIDSON DON’T TALK WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL I CAN’T UNDERSTAND YOU, THE SUBS PETE, THEY DON’T WORK!

I don’t care for the Roman shenanigans.

LASER ROBOT SURGEON ATTACK

Little B doesn’t like planes. Is this because of that one scene where Statham saves him from the plane?

By the way, WHERE IS STATHAM?

Who is this flight attendant? Oh, okay. That’s nice.

Tej has no character beyond talking about how much Roman sucks, and that is why he is a good character STATHAM!

HELL YEAH STATHAM, LET’S GOOOOOOOO

GOOFY RUSSIAN MAN FROM THE BEGINNING OF MISSION IMPOSSIBLE GHOST PROTOCOL! EVERYONE IS HERE!

The ANTARCTICA title card was very funny.

Is one of these guards in this truck gonna turn out to be Cardi B again?

Jason Mamoa is having so much fun.

THE SWAN LAKE MUSIC!

Little B has at least 2 confirmed kills now.

He said “who said anything about landing” and then he drove the car out of the plane and landed on another vehicle. That’s a landing. He landed.

THAT WAS TIE FIGHTER NOISES. THE CAR MADE TIE FIGHTER NOISES.

Jacob is “dead” but it’s okay because Jason Mamoa is so funny.

Those were the most fake looking effects I’ve seen in any of these movies, and they went to space in the last one.

THAT’S NOT EVEN GISELLE, THAT’S JUST GAL GADOT! 

Jason Mamoa is alive, that means I’m watching the next one.

HOBBES IS COMIN BACK. HOBBES AND SHAW 2!