Eric Smith

Kubrick sucks.

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  • Stowaway



    S’good. Good movie. But I still think the same thing I thought when I saw the trailer. It would be better without the conflict. Like a Magic Mike XXL. Just 4 colleagues/friends doing their job in space and having a nice time talking about their lives and nobody has to die and I don’t have to feel stressed out at all.

    I feel like we’ve seen every variation of this kind of movie by now except for the space hangout. Maybe the next big space movie after this one can give that to me.

  • Dragged Across Concrete

    Dragged Across Concrete

    The right is starting to get better at filmmaking and it's making lefties nervous.

Popular reviews

  • He Never Died

    He Never Died


    This is the Henry Rollins biopic I've been waiting for.

  • What's Cooking?

    What's Cooking?


    If I had to choose between watching Rooney Mara eating a pie with no expression on her face for five to ten minutes or Alfre Woodard eating a pie melodramatically for like a minute and 30 seconds, I’m gonna pick the latter every time.