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  • The Prince of Egypt
  • 12 Angry Men
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire
  • RoboCop

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  • Five Easy Pieces

    ★★★

  • Showgirls

    ★★★

  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    ★★★★½

  • Invasion of the Body Snatchers

    ★★★★

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  • Forrest Gump

    Forrest Gump

    ★★★★★

    IN DEFENSE OF JENNY:

    I think most of us can agree this is a pretty great film. It's an epic nostalgia trip through classic Americana tied together with unexpectedly casual optimism and the undeniable charm of Tom Hanks. I think most of us can at the very least understand why it's endured so long as a "great American film".

    One thing I won't agree with though is the hate that's thrown at Jenny for how "terribly" she treats Forrest. So…

  • The VelociPastor

    The VelociPastor

    ★★★★½

    They say we haven’t had a good dinosaur film since Jurassic Park.

    Those days are over.

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  • Hackers

    Hackers

    ★★½

    Oh wow! He really did hack his way into Angelina Jolie's pants.

  • The Amazing Bulk

    The Amazing Bulk

    ★★★½

    “Woefully poor.”

    -Atom Mudman Bezecny
    ‘The Return of The Amazing Bulk’

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  • The Lion King

    The Lion King

    ½

    I mean sure, The Lion King has catchy songs, incredible animation, a breathtaking score, clever dialogue, pitch-perfect voice casting, memorable characters, and an epic sense of wonder and majesty...

    Yeah, it has all that CRAP, but this three-minute Youtube video told me it’s a rip-off of an anime that I’m not even gonna bother to watch.

    So now it’s complete shit.

  • Dracula

    Dracula

    ★★★½

    I wish someone would look at me the way Dracula looks at a papercut.