jacob🦈

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I like spooky things

Favorite films

  • Edward Scissorhands
  • The Truman Show
  • Whiplash
  • Jaws

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  • The Boogeyman

    ★★½

  • The Little Shop of Horrors

    ★★★

  • Super Dark Times

    ★★★

  • Air

    ★★★½

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  • The Mist

    The Mist

    ★★★★★

    FINALLY watched the b&w version and it did not disappoint (highly recommend for the cgi’s sake).

    Well, this fucked me up as a kid. There are so many unforgiving sequences that were always pure nightmare fuel for me. It’s probably all nostalgia, but this is still one of my favorite horror movies. I wish Frank Darabont would take a break from Walking Dead and return to film. I would love to see him tackle another horror.

  • Amour

    Amour

    ★★★★★

    “Imagination and reality have little in common.”

    Do you want to cry? Because this is how you cry.

    Amours unfiltered, universal realism is absolutely devastating, and I think I’m going to need time to process it.

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  • The Boogeyman

    The Boogeyman

    ★★½

    i am the booger man

    glad i got to go to the toronto premiere!:)) but uh, stapling a feature-length haunted house story to an effective 10-page King short doesn’t really function all too well, which sucks, since there’s a lot of undercooked ideas that just needed a bit more melding

  • The Little Shop of Horrors

    The Little Shop of Horrors

    ★★★

    plant-based horror

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  • Run

    Run

    ★★½

    run

    narrator: she could not

  • What's Eating Gilbert Grape

    What's Eating Gilbert Grape

    ★★★½

    Cougars be crazy. Quirky girls be quirky. Man, life do be like that sometimes.