Favorite films

  • Halloween III: Season of the Witch
  • Repo Man
  • Freaked
  • The Return of the Living Dead

Recent activity

  • The Funhouse


  • Frogtown II


  • The Exorcist


  • They Live


Pinned reviews

  • Body Double

    Body Double


    If Jake's one job was to water the plants, then who the hell was feeding the fish?

  • Radioactive Dreams

    Radioactive Dreams


    "So Mam, you need a couple of dicks ... huh"

    Post-apocalyptic adventure with dick jokes, lots and lots of dick jokes

    The story of two childhood friends who've spent most of their lives trapped in a fallout shelter after a nuclear war breaks out, dreaming about being 1940's Private Detectives, they manage to dig themselves out and go on the hunt for their missing Fathers.

    - so many dick jokes!

    * I don't know who owns the rights to this? But what are the chances of a Kino Lorber or Vinegar Syndrome Blu Ray/4k anytime soon?

Recent reviews

  • The Funhouse

    The Funhouse


    "They Wiggle, They Dance"

    Tobe Hooper directed movie about a bunch of teens who go to the local carnival, that looks like it's run by the inbred cousins of the Sawyer family and decide to stay the night after it shuts (to fool around ... probably).

    This is like a kinky version of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, what the hell is Joey into? His bedroom has more S&M equipment on the wall than a Joan Collins dinner party, chains, whips…

  • They Live

    They Live


    “You know, you look like your head fell in the cheese dip back in 1957.”

    CONSUME, CONSUME and CONSUME some more!

    Roddy Piper is excellent as John Nada a wise cracking drifter who finds some reverse beer goggles so instead of making everyone look more attractive, makes them look like ugly all consuming aliens.

    An absolute classic, which I absolutely hated when I first saw it, because of how slow paced it is, but now I think that is part…

Popular reviews

  • The Lost Boys

    The Lost Boys


    The topless sax dude needs his own origins story!

  • Hellraiser



    If only Frank had have picked up a Rubik's Cube instead then none of this would have happened!