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  • Gattaca
  • The Thing

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  • American Psycho

    ★★★★

  • What We Do in the Shadows

    ★★★★½

  • Army of Darkness

    ★★★½

  • Evil Dead II

    ★★★★

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  • Evil Dead II

    Evil Dead II

    ★★★★

    Cant leave a coherent review on this right now because Im slamped out of my Dracula but i would treat ash williams so good if he just put on the strawberry patterned frilly apron for me I promise

  • Saw

    Saw

    ★★★★½

    This review was originally just the lyrics to Bathroom Bitch by Holychild, which I do stand by, but I feel the need to edit this just to say that everyone always talks nonstop about Adam being gaycoded but if you read the original script Lawrence's is through the fucking roof and if I had the chance I would write my own movie around the symbolism of the fake flowers and not being being in his family pictures vs Adam finally…