• She's the Man

    She's the Man

    If a cross dressing movie went full lez or full gay would it somehow go full circle and feel Macklemore ally coded?

  • The Three Stooges

    The Three Stooges

    Gonna watch every Chris Diamantopoulos joint might as well start here

  • Temple Grandin

    Temple Grandin

    Tiktok has shown me this whole movie in chunks does that count?

  • Underworld


    Sorry I can’t get behind a vampire movie w so little blood drinking

  • Airplane!



    Elaine is so brave piloting that plane cuz her failure of a bf can’t nut up.

  • Teen Beach Movie

    Teen Beach Movie

    Rebecca Alter is correct this is pure cinema

  • The Whole Nine Yards

    The Whole Nine Yards

    No ❤️

  • The Freshman

    The Freshman

    Weirdly sleepy for a mob caper

  • Analyze This

    Analyze This

    Spent more time than is justified thinking about the age gap between billy crystal and Lisa kudrow instead of just googling it. Also when Paul cried, I cried.

  • Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

    Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    On second thought the “straight” tiefling Druid doesn’t bother me cuz that sorcerer seems like a real “training wheels for lesbians” bf, you know what I mean?

  • Scream VI

    Scream VI

    As a woman with murder in her heart, I feel seen

  • Operation Fortune: Ruse de Guerre

    Operation Fortune: Ruse de Guerre

    His name is Orson Fortune, k? He’s a wine mom and he fights crime.