Hooptober Part IX Film #21
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Slugs, baby. This delivered way more than I expected. The chosen killer creature would appear to be near the bottom of the Animals Gone Wild list, but turns out these little fuckers do serious damage. Super impressive and gnarly body crumbling gore is featured heavily throughout. Huge explosions and people howling in agony all because of these carnivorous slimy boys. It's silly as hell. There are some amazing one liners such as "What's next, DEMENTED…
"Because if anyone is going to ruin RoboCop, it's us."
- This project's mission statement
Wow. This is such a creative and hilarious film. A twisted dick joke love letter to the original Robocop. Also a fuck you to Hollywood remakes tarnishing cinematic gems. As with any collaborative project, there are bumps in the road with pacing, but that really wasn't a big issue. The majority of the scenes are funny, inventive, and super creative. This is one of those…
Ah yes, the tried and true Sidaris formula: bullets, bombs, and babes. Hard Hunted is the 6th of his films I've seen and they're all mostly interchangeable. He tried to perfect a film he had in his mind, but kept releasing and remaking his efforts. Admirable. Hard Ticket is his obvious masterpiece, but any of his 80s/90s films will deliver that consistent trademark trashy essence. I bought the 'Girls, Guns and G-Strings: The Andy Sidaris Collection' 12-film dvd for 8…
This might be my favorite of the franchise thus far. A bullied friendless kid finds solace in his dreams where he visits Monster Island. The monster battles are a blast, baby Godzilla looks like a nearly toothless drifter, and it's about imagination and courage. It's silly and cute, but I loved it. A heartwarming and funny Godzilla movie; who knew?
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