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  Alison's Birthday 1981

  ★★★ Watched 31 Jan 2023

  I wanted to love this. The opening is genuinely spooky and the scariest thing to me in the world is being gaslit and held somewhere against my will.

  But man this was horribly paced. 

  Also, how are you not going to take your dead ghost fathers advice? Your friend died to give you that advice too! Everything after that is just your own damn fault

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  The Mercenary 1968

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Jan 2023

  The most exciting thing in this movie is wondering where this dude is going to light a match next and it never disappoints

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  Secret Window 2004

  ★★½ Added

  I didn't know growing corn was such a fucked up process

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  A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors 1987

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 16 Sep 2016 2

  Hooptober 3.0

  Everything I thought I remembered loving about this franchise actually happened in this one movie.

  I'm sure if Wes Craven had directed his original script this would have been much more terrifying, but I'm sort of glad that we instead got something between the hilarious anarchy of Evil Dead 2 and the helpless claustrophobia of Dawn of the Dead. As a matter of fact I would say it is tied with those two as my favorite horror sequel of all time.

  I am the wizard master!