• Hell Fest

    Hell Fest

    why did it take six writers to make this movie

  • Black Narcissus

    Black Narcissus


    nuns getting horny in the himalayas

  • Personal Shopper

    Personal Shopper


    for some reason the image that stuck with me the most was this really brief scene where kristen stewart digs her hand into a large piece of jewelry like it's an alien substance

  • Secret Obsession

    Secret Obsession

    i looked up the director and he exclusively does like serial killer movies and christmas movies and i can respect that

  • The Dead Don't Die

    The Dead Don't Die


    we live in a society movie with the same like two jokes stretched across 100 minutes

    tom waits should be in more movies though

  • The Possession of Hannah Grace

    The Possession of Hannah Grace

    a cop has trauma over not shooting a guy, makes up for it by shooting a corpse a few times

  • The Mule

    The Mule

    another movie where clint eastwood casts himself as a racist old guy who walks into scenes saying stuff like "these kids and their cell phones" and gets a standing ovation

  • Ralph Breaks the Internet

    Ralph Breaks the Internet

    what's the difference between this shit and the emoji movie

  • The Favourite

    The Favourite


    i watched this movie on a tiny ass airplane screen and i'm so fucking sorry

  • Green Book

    Green Book


    all the critics who dunked on this movie when it came out for its lazy take on racism but didn't mention the scene where viggo mortensen eats an entire pizza in bed by folding it up like a massive taco are bad at their jobs

  • Come and See

    Come and See


    all war movies should be done as horror movies

  • Ender's Game

    Ender's Game

    harrison ford seemed fucking drunk this whole movie which was pretty funny but that's all i remember about it