Lonnie has written 45 reviews for films during 2022.

  • Glass Onion

    Glass Onion

    whenever i see a rian johnson movie i always forget he's the guy who did brick and then when i remember again it all makes sense. simply not for me.

  • Top Gun: Maverick

    Top Gun: Maverick


    boring but made me want to replay ace combat 04

  • Where the Crawdads Sing

    Where the Crawdads Sing

    i can't think of a single thing to say about this

  • Violent Night

    Violent Night

    "christmas ruined my life."

  • Reservoir Dogs

    Reservoir Dogs


    i hate you quentin tarantino but this gets an extra star for harvey keitel and tim roth's love story

  • Husbands



    the boys are NOT alright!!!

  • The Hot Rock

    The Hot Rock


    dudes' rock

  • Avatar



    you guys are crazy

  • A Woman Under the Influence

    A Woman Under the Influence


    "be yourself. be yourself."

  • Bones and All

    Bones and All


    i like the weird cannibal guy and his weird non-cannibal guy boyfriend. they should make a movie about those guys instead.

  • California Split

    California Split


    my favorite part about this movie is how there's always like 3 to 5 people talking at the same time in every scene

  • Blast of Silence

    Blast of Silence


    "now you're alone again"