Lonnie has written 132 reviews for films during 2020.
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Wishmaster 1997
i'm torn on this. i feel like it kinda sucks but it also opens with a scene of a dude's skeleton coming alive and ripping out of his body.
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Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker 1991
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
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Silent Night Deadly Night 4: Initiation 1990
"it's not easy to give birth to yourself."
this movie is fucking insane LOL
a journalist who becomes obsessed with spontaneous combustion after learning about a related death on the news ends up getting sucked into a lesbian witch cult who starts drugging her and performing sex rituals involving a giant roach maggot to help her purge her fear of men or something. has absolutely nothing to do with the other movies except for a scene where a homeless guy…
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Silent Night, Deadly Night 3: Better Watch Out! 1989
ben horne, leo johnson, and rita from mulholland drive are in this. movie does not live up to its cast though. just kinda boring.
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Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 1987
i went my whole life not knowing this was the "GARBAGE DAY" movie
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Gingerdead Man 3: Saturday Night Cleaver 2011
i got distracted for one second watching this and the gingerdead man went from being in a silence of the lambs parody prison to a '70s roller rink. i don't know how he time traveled or why. i did not rewind to find out. i don't care. i don't want to know. i don't want to think about this ever again.
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Gingerdead Man 2: Passion of the Crust 2008
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
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Jack Frost 1997
pretty much what you'd want and expect from a killer snowman movie
haunted by the knowledge that the guy who plays the sheriff died in an avalanche irl... rip dude that sucks
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Anything for Jackson 2020
a ton of newer horror movies i've seen lately have either been overly brooding a24 knock-offs or straight horror-comedies, but this ended up finding a nice middle ground. two newbie satanist grandparents struggling with the logistics of actually holding someone captive so they can perform a soul transference ritual they don't fully understand made for a way more interesting focus than the typical one-room escape thriller thing i'd expect from a setup like this. even the ghosts were a surprise…
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