Lonnie has written 44 reviews for films during 2019.

  • In Fabric

    In Fabric


    good first hour, not sure what the rest of that was about

  • Skin


    some utterly baffling storytelling decisions went into this lol

  • Dora and the Lost City of Gold

    Dora and the Lost City of Gold

    deeply psychotic energy

  • Godzilla: King of the Monsters

    Godzilla: King of the Monsters


    this sucked but it's pretty hard to hate a movie with lines like "how many nukes do you have"

  • Ready or Not

    Ready or Not


    decent movie about the two worst kinds of people in the world: rich people and people who like board games

  • The Shock Doctrine

    The Shock Doctrine


    the book is really good but as a documentary this was pretty mediocre even if the information in it is good.

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse



  • The Last Broadcast

    The Last Broadcast


    touches on the mystery, weirdness, and potential of the early internet in a way that's neat to watch now, over 20 years later, when basically everything the subjects of the "documentary" were trying to do is just totally routine

    absolute STUPID as hell ending though

  • The Rat Savior

    The Rat Savior

    i had really high hopes for a movie called THE RAT SAVIOR but sadly this was both boring and?? antisemitic???

  • Pinocchio's Revenge

    Pinocchio's Revenge


    "first daddy left me, now you wanna make pinocchio leave too?"

  • Good Manners

    Good Manners


    let the right one in for furries

  • Braid



    i'm honestly impressed by how bad this was