world's most boring saw trap
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Taken 3 2014
liam neeson drives a car down an elevator and it explodes half the building and he survives. it's the second car explosion he survives in the movie, third if you count the ending where he drives his car into an airplane to explode the airplane. nobody gets taken in this one??? i need five more. terrible film
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The Nun II 2023
these have to be some of the most poorly lit movies on the planet... i can't see SHIT 😭 evil nun is still cool though :) idc
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Horror in the High Desert 2: Minerva 2023
i was falling asleep 😭 there's some good shots in this but i guess idk... i'm sorry. i do hope this series has like 10 more movies though idc
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Horror in the High Desert 2021
perfect sick day movie. like i tuned into the middle of some boring episodic docuseries on A&E while channel surfing and it was either this or like, wife swap.
i liked the youtube channel guy character. i don't think i've seen that kind of youtube guy depicted in a movie before? it's always annoying "influencer" types who "got what they had coming to them" like deadstream or dashcam. i can't stop laughing tho because why would his viewers not believe he saw a cabin LMAO
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Hi, Mom! 1970
"music to write checks to"
this has some of the most insane tonal whiplash i've ever experienced in a movie. shocked it came out in 1970 but also there is no other year it could have possibly come out
i watched this because of a review that said robert de niro punches a pizza and he does do that
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The Dark Knight Rises 2012
i used to read a lot of batman comics as a kid so there was a lot i was willing to forgive about these movies when they came out. after concluding my rewatch, i think i have to finally say that they kind of suck ass. i'm a big fan of the ending of this one though which is just that one scene from the original adam west film where batman's frantically running around a pier trying to dispose of a big cartoon bomb.
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The Dark Knight 2008
revisiting these movies i think they are pretty bad. heath ledger is good but one of the main reasons he's good is that his scenes are the only ones where nolan allows anything in the film to breathe, and even then just barely. christian bale is terrible in these and it's so sad watching them waste gary oldman on the flattest rendition of gordon you could possibly muster
i would watch an entire movie that's just eric roberts as sal maroni
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