★★★★★ - love
★★★★ - really like
★★★ - like
★★ - don't hate
★ - dislike
½ - hate


Favorite films

  • Reflections of Evil
  • House of 1000 Corpses
  • The Emperor's Naked Army Marches On
  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

Recent activity

  • The Irishman


  • Inu-oh


  • Heat


  • Casino


Recent reviews

  • Resurrection


    eric larocca vibes 🤕

  • They/Them



    movies need to get problematic again. you play it this safe and for what lol. a movie that frames killing your oppressors as petty revenge. have some fun man. it takes almost an hour for this to become a slasher and then it forgets for another 30 minutes.

Popular reviews

  • Garden State

    Garden State

    there's a part in this movie where a lady says she takes too long to eat her lucky charms so she just ends up with a bowl of pink milk. lucky charms milk doesn't turn pink, it turns green. this is bad writing. when they tell you to write from experience, this is the kind of thing they're really talking about.

  • Nope



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    the way they spend the whole movie trying to record the thing on video and in the end what they end up capturing is a series of still images :') cute

    gordy did nothing wrong