Alex Proft

Alex Proft

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I bitch about em a lot and sometimes they make me wanna die but man I do love movies

thanks movies

Favorite films

  • Session 9
  • Funny Games
  • Starship Troopers
  • Mean Girls

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  • Death Promise

    ★★

  • Night of the Running Man

    ★★★

  • Mechanical Violator Hakaider

    ★★½

  • The Wind

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  • Death Promise

    Death Promise

    ★★

    Really appreciate the eat the rich ethos here but God do I wish it made this a better movie. I had to switch to the Rifftrax version after 30 minutes to get some kind of engagement going and even that didn't really help.

  • Night of the Running Man

    Night of the Running Man

    ★★★

    Perfectly solid little mid 90s crime thriller with great villainous performances from Scott Glenn and John Glover. Really could have done without the awful softcore porn sex scenes but those come with the territory I suppose.

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  • Twin Peaks: The Return

    Twin Peaks: The Return

    Captured: David Lynch literally inhabiting his own asshole.

    Based on the downright staggering amount of positive responses to this (which i will never for the life of me comprehend), he has a lot of neighbors.

    I can unequivocally say that no viewing experience has disappointed me to the degree that this one did. It's been a whole ass year and I still get alternating bursts of anger and sadness over it. A self-indulgent, self-serving, meandery, and ultimately pointless mess that…

  • EMO the Musical

    EMO the Musical

    im in so much physical and psychological pain