Jupiter Ascending

Jupiter Ascending ★★

Exceptionally mediocre & remarkably dull for a film where Channing Tatum plays a dog man from space.
Disappointing, but I appreciate that it was an original concept, instead of another reboot/remake/YA novel adaptation/superhero movie, and there's some nice art direction going on in places.

Eddie Redmayne isn't a good enough actor to play a scenery-chewing villain, and even if he was I'd still want him to piss off because fuck Eddie "I exploit trans women for Oscar nominations" Redmayne.

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