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  • Trick 'r Treat

    Trick 'r Treat 2007

    ★★★½ Rewatched 05 Oct 2023

    Been awhile since I rewatched this and I guess all I can say is that this is “camp.” 
    Is that how you use it?

  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem 2023

    ★★★★½ Watched 24 Sep 2023

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Was that….was that a VHS 2 reference? 

    Undoubtly the best TMNT anything out there, and I loved secret of the ooze as a kid. Also bacon egg cheese all day

  • God: Serengeti

    God: Serengeti 2017

    ★★★½ Watched 11 Aug 2023

    Sharlto Copley being asshole God, do I really gotta say any more?!

  • Firebase

    Firebase 2017

    ★★★★½ Watched 11 Aug 2023

    I need a full Vietnam war movie by Blomkamp, do I really gotta explain why?

  • Barbie

    Barbie 2023

    ★★★★ Watched 06 Aug 2023

    Took some mushies before seeing this and didn’t expect to laugh so much. 

    Instantly bought a Kenough hoodie while I was walking out.

  • Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

    Puss in Boots: The Last Wish 2022

    ★★★½ Watched 19 Aug 2023

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Idk why Goldilocks and the bears are British but it haunts me

  • Oldboy

    Oldboy 2003

    ★★★★½ Rewatched 20 Aug 2023

    Took my buddy to see the remaster in theaters, a little over 10 years after I’ve first watched this movie and my god does it hold up.

    Now I wanna cut my hair and bleach it like Han

  • Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny

    Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny 2023

    ★★½ Watched 28 Jul 2023

    Yay Mads!

    Boo everything else!

  • Transformers: Rise of the Beasts

    Transformers: Rise of the Beasts 2023

    ★★½ Watched 18 Aug 2023

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This movie prompts a important question we must ask ourselves as a society. 

    Can we be racist towards robots with accents? 

    And that’s a good question.

  • Bubble Boy

    Bubble Boy 2001

    ★★★½ Rewatched 15 Aug 2023

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Honestly anything with Beetlejuice in it is a instant classic

  • Stay

    Stay 2005

    ★★★★ Watched 23 Jun 2023

    (After watching yet another Ryan Gosling movie)  
    He’s literally me

  • Oppenheimer

    Oppenheimer 2023

    ★★★★ Watched 22 Jul 2023

    Didn’t know I needed Gary Oldman to call Cillian Murphy a crybaby until now