Valkorion has written 27 reviews for films during 2023.
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Fight Club 1999
It’s a really good movie not because of the critique of toxic masculinity, or even the great acting, but because Jared Leto gets the shit beaten out of him.
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Goon: Last of the Enforcers 2017
I will continue to quote one liners from the Goon movies and no one can stop me.
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The Killer 2023
The most normal Smiths fan, maybe I should listen to them more often.
Will I though? Fuck no
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When Evil Lurks 2023
Very depraved and unsettling at times, but now I can’t stop thinking about what apple ice cream would taste like.
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Five Nights at Freddy's 2023
Honestly scratched my ‘tism for a bit and got to explain fnaf lore to my friend while she pretended to be interested.
10/10 would do it again
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Tokyo Gore Police 2008
Had a friend/regular put this on at the bar while I was working and honestly…… I really don’t have any words. This was so rad and I can’t wait to actually sit down and watch it fully. Had no idea what was coming next and have no complaints at all.
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V for Vendetta 2005
Seeing this at a young age has a heavy influence on my political opinions. Also Hugo Weaving kicks ass.