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movies perfect in the eyes of god

39 films

basically all the movies i rated 4.5 stars i only save 5 stars for movies i deem perfect bc i…

  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
  • Tenet
  • Another Round
  • Get Out
  • The Haunting of Bly Manor


12 films

the best movies in my eyes

  • Brokeback Mountain
  • Twilight
  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2
  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1
  • The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

twilight rated

6 films

all of the movies are objectively bad but now i will rate them for their level of awful

  • Polar
  • Charlie Countryman
  • Another Round
  • Arctic
  • Flame & Citron

mads mikkelsen ranked (ongoing)

29 films

based on sexiness, dilf quality, unhinged and sexy, acting, and the film overall. the level of each of these will…