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  • Conquest

    ½

  • Invasion of the Flesh Hunters

    ★★★½

  • The Last Matinee

    ★★

  • The Menu

    ★★★½

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  • Bones and All

    Bones and All

    ★★★★½

    2022 | Luca Guadagnino | Timothée Chalamet | Chloë Sevigny | Cannibals | Cinema 2022

    “You don’t think I’m a bad person?”
    ”All I think is that I love you.”

    Coming-of-age, romance and cannibalism. Feels like this film was made for me. After loving “Call Me By You Name” and especially “Suspiria”, I was looking forward to this film sooo much and it was easily one of my most expected films of the year.

    “Bones and All” is one of THE films of the year. Beautiful, poetic, visceral, romantic and…

  • Excision

    Excision

    ★★★★

    2012 | Malcolm McDowell

    Hooptober Neun: 23/35
    8 decades: 5/8 - 10s

    I absolutely didn’t know what to expect going in other than some kind of dark teen horror and yeah dude, that’s what I got.

    Hilarious, awkward and deeply sickening. There is some great dark comedy and satire, some awkward high school moments that I absolutely relish in, some effective family drama, a great amount of gore and body horror, a seriously disturbing and extremely powerful finale and a constant and…

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  • Conquest

    Conquest

    ½

    1983 | Lucio Fulci

    I should have kept avoiding this film!

    Sorry to all the people who like it, but this isn’t my kind of thing at all. I’m not the biggest fantasy fan and I especially don’t like this kind of fantasy. I don’t even known what to call it. This kind of sword and sorcery stuff is not my jam at all. But I thought ‘hey, it’s short and it’s Fulci, maybe I’ll like this’. 

    I was dead wrong. The…

  • Invasion of the Flesh Hunters

    Invasion of the Flesh Hunters

    ★★★½

    1980 | John Saxon | Giovanni Lombardo Radice | Italian Horror | Cannibals

    “Apocalypse domani” literally takes the italian cannibal film out of the jungle, its usual setting, and into the city as vietnam veterans bring home a taste for human flesh and soon give into their desire, wreaking havoc in the process and spreading a dangerous virus. 

    I really love the italian cannibal film, although I don’t like all of them, and I enjoyed this fresh and unique take on the genre a lot. It’s much less…

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  • Scream

    Scream

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    2022 | David Arquette | Scream | Slasher | Cinema 2022

    For Wes

    Best Cinema experience I’ve had in like forever. 

    I can’t write about this film without spoiling, so do not, under no circumstances, read this review before you’ve seen the film. I want everyone to have a great and spoiler free experience with the film.

    The original “Scream” is my favorite horror film, even one of my top 3 films in general. I love the film and all of it’s sequels, even the third one. So…

  • Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    ★★★★

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    2022 | Texas Chainsaw Massacre | Slasher

    HORRORx52: 6/52
    Released in 2022

    “[manic laughter] Remember me now? I’m the one that got away and I’m here to make sure you don’t, motherfucker!”

    This truly was a Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Holy shit. I haven’t been so overwhelmed in a long time. I feared this film. I was very hyped to see a new “Texas Chainsaw Massacre” film, but I was afraid it would be bad. An understandable fear concerning the last films in the series.…