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  • Born in Flames

    Born in Flames

    "It's already happened. It's here. It's that time."

    A raw but exhilarating story that feels like part documentary, part collage, part feminist superhero drama, the chilling and riveting Born in Flames takes a dystopian look at a fictitious America of 1983 that was relevant then and is maybe even moreso today. Provocative in its glimpse at a society with a codified war on women, in 2022 the past is now prologue to a present equal in oppression.

    A new era…

  • Ask for Jane

    Ask for Jane

    "Now, you ladies need to start keeping your legs together."

    Well, they fuckin' did it. The Court revoked a Constitutional right for the first time in history.

    We knew this day was coming but some naive or stubborn morons refused to believe it. The day that you stayed home and whined about Bernie Sanders instead of just goddamn voting for Hilary Clinton, you doomed this to happen. It's your fault, motherfuckers.

    Now what? I wrote about this a bunch of…

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  • Frozen II

    Frozen II

    The screen glows white in the theatre tonight
    Not a cellphone to be seen
    A film devoid of imagination
    And it needs to be in quarantine

    My face is scowling like a raging storm inside
    Couldn't make it good, heaven knows they tried

    Don't let them in, don't let them see
    Be the good film Frozen I was to me
    Raw deal, this reel, don't let them know
    Well, now they know

    Don't you go, don't you go
    Can't say…

  • Gemini Man

    Gemini Man

    Now, this is a movie all about how
    Will Smith got cloned by a man of renown.
    And I'd like to take a minute, just sit with me,
    I'll tell you how he became de-aged in a film by Ang Lee.

    In west of some laboratory, born and raised,
    In a test tube was where he spent most of his days.
    Chillin' out, maxin', assassinatin' a fool,
    And all shootin' some people to graduate from school,
    When a couple of…