Lisa Fremont’s review published on Letterboxd:
I was way too drunk to pay attention to anything except the opening scene, and then later that part where Quentin Tarantino sucks on Salma Hayek’s foot, which was both creepier and more disturbing than any of the vampires featured in this film. I’ll definitely rewatch this at some point because I’m a fan of pre-2010’s Robert Rodriguez, but drunk me was not impressed.