Favorite films

  • Somewhere
  • The Worst Person in the World
  • Thief
  • Demonlover

Recent activity

  • Love & Death


  • Miami Vice: Calderone's Return

  • Miami Vice: Brother's Keeper

  • BlackBerry


Pinned reviews

  • Spencer



    starring Frances McDormand as Prince Charles

  • Red Rocket

    Red Rocket


    Dennis Reynolds: An Erotic Life

Recent reviews

  • Love & Death

    Love & Death


    It’s official: a moratorium needs to be placed on mid/late-20th century period series. Time to pack it up! All the ones objectively worth a damn have come and gone. Imagine ending an episode/transitioning into the credits with “Piece of My Heart” when Mad Men literally did the exact same thing a decade ago (and obviously way better)…truly a joke. The show is watchable enough on the strength of the performances, but writers these days should just do their fucking jobs…

  • Miami Vice: Brother's Keeper

    Miami Vice: Brother's Keeper

    Kicked off my annual summer Vice rewatch today with "Brother's Keeper" through the "Calderone's Return" two-parter. Downloaded an 860GB remux of the German Blu-Ray set and have no regrets about it, god this show is just the best.

    (and one of the greatest intros/theme songs in television history, obviously)

Popular reviews

  • Aftersun



    made me want to kill myself, a high mark of any movie

  • Spree



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Joe Keery murders a guy by running him over with a car while the Gummy Bear song plays