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  • Hard Boiled

    ★★★★★

  • Men

    ★★

  • RRR

    ★★★★

  • La Collectionneuse

    ★★★★

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  • Hard Boiled

    Hard Boiled

    ★★★★★

    maybe the greatest movie ever made? every second of this thing just oozes cool. seeing it on 35mm in a packed theater was an unforgettable experience, could watch Chow Yun-Fat and Tony Leung dive sideways and blast criminals into walls and through windows for hours on end. face hurts from grinning for basically two hours straight. perfection

  • Men

    Men

    ★★

    the Diary of a Wimpy Kid “Do you have anything you want to say to women?”, “I’m sorry women.” bit but unironic and stretched to feature length. i am so over this “elevated horror” horseshit

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  • Spree

    Spree

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Joe Keery murdering a guy by running him over with a car while the Gummy Bear song plays is POETIC CINEMA!

  • Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore

    Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore

    abysmal. not sure why so many blockbusters these days are committed to posing as political thrillers when it's so hard to take a movie seriously where the term "Supreme Mugwump" is tossed around casually. actually kind of impressive how committed Warner Bros. is to financing that transphobe so she can keep churning out scripts that somehow get more and more hilariously pointless as the narrative stakes supposedly get higher. just throwing in a new character named Boiley McFudgersnutch or some…