writer/drummer/cat haver/bisexual trans witch/burning car in empty field
loves horror movies and trash
would hang with these nuns who went mad from their proximity to dracula's fiancée, they're so fun
not a single fucking minute of this movie made sense and yet there is so much plot tying these completely discordant scenes together like staircases to nowhere
best movie i’ve ever seen. it has everything: love, laughter, friendship, vampires, rampant homoeroticism
ok, hear me out, the sean bean plotline is good because it’s about a man trying to access the universe of total horror that the women in his life are trapped in, and failing