arden has written 9 reviews for films during 2019.

  • Mixed Doubles

    Mixed Doubles

    ★★★½

    joji and momo from twice were so good in this?

  • The Third Wife

    The Third Wife

    ★★★★

    Melodramatic and sincere, The Third Wife is a slowly-paced melancholy portraying a heavy, heavy tale through its vivid hues and subtle dialogue. A rather difficult watch if you’re into films that are rather chatty, I’d say this one isn’t for you. This film is meant to be admired and dwelt upon silently as you resonate with the well-written characters all throughout the narrative.

  • Hello, Love, Goodbye

    Hello, Love, Goodbye

    ★★★

    sadly i cant call it bad

  • Yesterday

    Yesterday

    ★½

    i just wanna know which quirky intern decided to make this, look we get it you’re cool you like neutral milk hotel and yes god bless donald glover but what the fuck was this? who asked for ed sheeran to be on this, i’m absolutely appalled. looks and feels a bit like an amateur film. so so many plot holes. don’t worry miss lily james we will get you out of there!

  • The Strange Thing About the Johnsons

    The Strange Thing About the Johnsons

    ★★½

    the morbid dependency, the electra complex manifesting in the son, and ari aster’s portrayal of harrasment in families swept under the rug is horrifying because it’s truly realistic, it had me appalled and got thinking “what the fuck did ari aster go through in his younger years”

  • The Lion King

    The Lion King

    ★★½

    not that i hated it, i just wish i had just watched the original lion king. not this ugly expressionless, colorless fur fest

  • Spider-Man: Far from Home

    Spider-Man: Far from Home

    ★★★★

    Coming of age movie of the year, no dirty peach eating like Call Me By Your Name, just a lot of dirty lies and sexy ass Jake Gyllenhaal. No Mysterio here sir, just evil Jake Gyllenhaal and his army of method actors. Absolutely stunning. More reasons to hate Jake Gyllenhaal’s smug ass face.

  • Booksmart

    Booksmart

    ★★★★★

    brb about to run to my bestfriend’s house crying while inviting her out for pancakes

  • Night Is Short, Walk on Girl

    Night Is Short, Walk on Girl

    ★★★★

    what the fuck that was confusing, i’m in love