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  • Vertigo
  • Blow Out
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  • Prey

    ★★★

  • Night of the Ghouls

    ★★★

  • The Ghoul

    ★½

  • Ghoulies

    ★★★

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  • Dreamcatcher

    Dreamcatcher

    ★★

    This movie is so amazing.

    The protagonists come across a corpse in the the middle of the forest and, in a very tense scene, they reach out to touch it and then the corpse rips a huge fart.

    And then, later, a different dude in the woods is dying a horrible death, and he's screaming in pain and the other characters are so scared and then the guy dying starts ripping these huge farts. And the protagonists seriously start complaining…

  • Alvin and the Chipmunks

    Alvin and the Chipmunks

    ★★

    David Cross did this while Bob Odenkirk was doing Breaking Bad.

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  • Prey

    Prey

    ★★★

    Why does every dickhead lucky enough to do a Predator movie insist on redesigning The Predator? The franchise is only relevant at all decades later because of the perfect original and its iconic monster design and yet people still come in thinking they can make it better. Fuck off.

    Anyway, this movie is pretty good and the main girl is great and the dog is also great. It does a real dipshit thing where it makes all the subtext of the original just normal text but it's 2022 and that's mandatory now in genre filmmaking.

  • Night of the Ghouls

    Night of the Ghouls

    ★★★

    Accurate title. Delivered on nighttime and ghouls.

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