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Favorite films

  • Vertigo
  • The Return of the Living Dead
  • Gone Girl
  • Freaked

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  • Cabaret

  • The Invisible Man vs. The Human Fly

    ★½

  • Lisa Frankenstein

    ★★★

  • Memoirs of an Invisible Man

    ★★★½

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  • The Rules of Attraction

    The Rules of Attraction

    ★★★★★

    "I only had sex with her because I'm in love with you" is the most honest thing a fictional character has ever said.

  • Alvin and the Chipmunks

    Alvin and the Chipmunks

    ★★

    David Cross did this franchise while Bob Odenkirk was doing Breaking Bad.

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  • Cabaret

    Cabaret

    You're just trying to have some kinky, silly fun and then the goddamn nazis show up.

  • The Invisible Man vs. The Human Fly

    The Invisible Man vs. The Human Fly

    ★½

    This is the worst Invisible Man movie I've ever seen.


    Haha. Get it? SEEN??

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  • Training Day

    Training Day

    ★★★★½

    From the Trivia section of imdb:

    "The quote "King Kong aint got shit on me" is a reference to 1930s King Kong"


    Fascinating.

  • Vanilla Sky

    Vanilla Sky

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I'll review this movie in another life when all of Letterboxd is cats.