Joe Zappulla

Joe Zappulla

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  • Parasite


    Every house that looks like you can film a 72 questions video in it probably has the same shit going on inside

  • My Favorite Shapes by Julio Torres

    My Favorite Shapes by Julio Torres


    I feel like Julio would want us to give his marvelous special one star- not because of the quality, but because of the shape politics, obviously.

    These 5 identical star shapes love to watch movies together, but they all have their own picky taste in things. Usually only 4 or 3 will make it out to a movie. One star will say they saw the trailer and it didn't speak to them, plus they have to wait for a package-…

Popular reviews

  • Nightcrawler


    It's really fun to fill in job applications as Lou Bloom. Here's Lou Bloom applying to Target.

    Name: Lou Bloom
    Address: 110 Hollywood Blvd, Los Angeles, CA 90046
    Phone Number: (323) 969-8760

    What kind of position are you interested in?

    I don't want to put myself in a corner by saying only one position. I am sure I can perform all of your available jobs with great confidence and ease. My experience and skill in the workforce will…

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

    Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

    Again these ratings aren't a reflection of my thoughts, but my mom's, on the latest Kathy's Korner where we watch a movie and talk about it later. She just watched and hated Eternal Sunshine

    Mom: Bizarre. I-I've never done LSD but I thought i was on it. I was probably tripping heroin or something, i'm stuttering I can't understand what I saw. What's scarier is my son thinks is one of his favorite movies. I don't know who needs a…