American Pie

American Pie ★★★★★

Jessica: No wonder you're not psyched about sex. You've never even had an orgasm manually?
Vicky: I've never tried it.
Jessica: You've never double-clicked your mouse?

I’m getting ready for the year to end and light things up in my life. This year has been like a fucking rollercoaster for me and my wife, but it’s New Year’s Eve and I’m watching one of my favorite comedies. American Pie! Right now, I am off work and I’m planning on celebrating New Years before the time runs out drinking beers with my bro and watching the college football playoff games! 

Like I said in my own review of American Pie, it’s nostalgic because it reminds me of a simple time where I didn’t give a damn about anything. When I was in my senior year, I liked partying every weekend but it wasn’t with any of my classmates. It was with my cousin and grown folks! They had lots of alcohol, lots of weed, and one person snuck in some ecstasy without my cousin’s knowledge. I almost forgot, lots of unprotected consensual sex. Some of it was with money involved. 🤣 No, I’m just kidding about the last part! So as the year ends, I like to remember 2021 that things were getting back to normal with films. Anyways, let’s make the best of 2022 and have a happy new year everyone!

Oz: All you have to do is ask them questions and listen to what they have to say.
Stifler: I don’t know, man. It’s sounds like a lot of work!

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