Favorite films

  • Interstellar
  • Return of the Jedi
  • Shrek 2
  • Nightcrawler

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  • The French Dispatch

    ★★★

  • Life Is Beautiful

    ★★★★★

  • The Black Phone

    ★★★★

  • Purple Hearts

    ★½

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  • Life Is Beautiful

    Life Is Beautiful

    ★★★★★

    HAHA U GOT CLICKBAITED IN 1997 😹🫵🏻❌ 














    guys i actually started throwing up

  • The Black Phone

    The Black Phone

    ★★★★

    I don't relate to Finney. I KNOW i wouldn’t wait for 5 different ghost children to call me and tell me how they tried to escape and put the pieces together before experimenting myself. I KNOW I wouldn’t be able to sleep when i know a pedo with a mask is watching me. I DEFINITELY KNOW i would not just not scream when a kid is levitating and doing gymnastics at the same time. He however, is my favorite character.

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  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★★

    Hold on, give me a second. That was one of the most incredible things I've ever seen in my pitiful existence. I honestly don't believe that writing anything about this will provide you any insight into what's going on. It's chaos, it's a perplexing headache, it’s a heart attack.

    When you look at my top picks, you'll notice that Christopher Nolan's "Interstellar" comes in #1. It's a popular choice, but there's a reason behind it. It's how I fell in-love…

  • The Godfather

    The Godfather

    ★★★★★

    On behalf of one of the greatest movies AOT, a critic held a gun to my head, and another assured him that either my brains or my signature would be on the contract. I signed the contract.