Favorite films

  • Who Framed Roger Rabbit
  • Beauty and the Beast
  • Spirited Away
  • Fantasia

Recent activity

All
  • Ghostbusters

    ★★★★★

  • Thru the Mirror

    ★★★★½

  • Dug Days

    ★★★★

  • Mickey's Rival

    ★★★

Recent reviews

More
  • Ghostbusters

    Ghostbusters

    ★★★★★

    The fact that The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man, one of the most iconic 80's movie monsters, was (possibly) created because the Pillsbury Company refused to let them use the Pillsbury Doughboy in the climax of the film is so funny to me. Definitely the better call for both parties, but imagine a world where the Pillsbury Doughboy is still showing his round doughy face in TV commercials smiling next to white suburban families after he tried to destroy New York as the chosen form of The Destructor. I want to live in that world. I want to buy crescent dinner rolls with the physical manifestation of Gozer.

  • Mickey's Rival

    Mickey's Rival

    ★★★

    You can just feel the air leave this short's proverbial tires from the moment the camera pans away and there's a conveniently placed enraged bull next to Mickey and Minnie's picnic.

Popular reviews

More
  • A Monster in Paris

    A Monster in Paris

    ★★★★½

    Imagine if Raoul forgot that the sunflower seed in his pocket was sprayed with that miracle growth formula and he ate it. His body would've popped like a grape in a microwave.

  • The Care Bears Movie

    The Care Bears Movie

    This is a movie where you get to see a young man, longing to become a good magician, slowly lose his sanity and his very sense of self as he dabbles in the dark arts at the urging of an ancient spirit. The arcane magicks he unwittingly unleashed end up twisting the very landscapes around him and start poisoning the minds of the populace. He is on the brink of losing his very soul to the perverse whisperings of this…