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  • Lancelot of the Lake
  • Day of the Dead
  • Naked Lunch

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  • Fright Before Christmas

    ★★

  • Venom: Let There Be Carnage

    ★★½

  • Red Hot Riding Hood

    ★★★★

  • Twelve Monkeys

    ★★

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  • Fright Before Christmas

    Fright Before Christmas

    ★★

    these 70s looney tunes shorts are so drab and cheap compared to the classic stuff. bugs doesnt have anything to do other than deliver bad one-liners, and taz can only really do the one thing (spin around in a circle really fast) which, frankly, isnt that interesting or funny. not good!

  • Venom: Let There Be Carnage

    Venom: Let There Be Carnage

    ★★½

    much more of a real movie than its predecessor, tho that isnt exactly an improvement to my mind. what i liked and found refreshing about venom was how shaggy, dissonant, and barely-a-movie it was; it plays like a junky mid-00s superhero movie, back before they figured out how to churn these things out with the artless efficiency of a fordist assembly line, with screwball tom hardy at the center of it working against all the film’s earnest intentions to be…

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  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills

    ½

    had no expectations that this was going to be good but i kinda thought it would be watchable and competent like the last one...boy was i wrong. this is an enormous piece of shit, embarrassingly bad. begins with one of the most incoherent and ill-conceived opening set pieces ive ever seen in a major hollywood film and spirals out from there - the first five minutes might be the best in the movie and they suck. they clearly never figured…

  • The Green Knight

    The Green Knight

    ★★

    the best genre subversions tend to function as straightforward genre exercises on top of whatever sort of transgression theyre offering up imo and its impossible to argue that this movie does at all. i bet david lowery thought he was being pretty cute when he made an arthurian fantasy adventure without a single action scene in it, but guess what buddy you just ended up making a really boring movie. congrats!!! even cinema’s ultimate ascète robert bresson put sword fighting…