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  • Babylon
  • Stand by Me
  • Sing Street
  • The Big Lebowski

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  • Knock at the Cabin

    ★★★

  • Untitled Please Don't Destroy Project

  • Steve Jobs

    ★★★★½

  • Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

    ★★★★

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  • Licorice Pizza

    Licorice Pizza

    ★★★★★

    After being insanely excited for this for the past year or so, I’m very happy to say that I have finally seen Licorice Pizza, and it lived up to all my crazy expectations. Coming of age/hangout movies are my favorite kind of movies so for one of my favorite directors to make a movie in the genre was just perfect for me. It was everything I was hoping for from him and more. Cooper Hoffman and Alana Haim are stars…

  • Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

    Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

    ★★★★½

    If JJ Abrams wrote this it would’ve ended with Snape going to find Dumbledore’s dead body at the bottom of Hogwarts so he could revive him with some sort of potion. Right after Snape revives him, they’d go team up to face Voldemort together. Upon arriving Voldemort would yell “I am all the death eaters”, to which Dumbledore would reply “And I, I am all the wizards”. After this they would defeat Voldemort end with a nice kiss next to his dead body.

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  • Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

    Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

    ★★★★

    This and GDT’s Pinocchio are showing the world that animation is alive and well🙌

  • Infinity Pool

    Infinity Pool

    ★★½

    Had some good moments (specifically in the first half), but overall just felt like a lot of missed opportunities (specifically in the second half).

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  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

    Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

    ★★★★★

    🏆100%
    EARLY SCREENING AT THE CINERAMA DOME
    SPOILER FREE REVIEW
    TARANTINO RANKED
    Holy shit, what an incredible experience! I got to see my favorite director introduce his 9th film for me to see a week before release. Hearing Quentin say something along the lines of “you guys are the first public audience to see this on 70 mm” was just so cool. The cinerama dome was decked out with stuff from his other movies, there were posters from all his films,…

  • Good Will Hunting

    Good Will Hunting

    ★★★★

    Jay : Do they say who's fuckin' playing us in the movie?
    Holden : No, but it's Miramax. So I'm sure it'll be Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. They put those guys in a bunch of movies.
    Jay : Who?
    Holden : You know, those kids from Good Will Hunting?
    Jay : You mean that fuckin' movie with Mork from Ork in it?
    Holden : Yeah, I wasn't a big fan either... but Affleck was the bomb in "Phantoms".
    Jay : Word, bitch, Phantoms like a motherfucker.