Tom has written 7 reviews for films rated .

  • Halloween: Resurrection

    Halloween: Resurrection

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The start of this film just ruins how great an ending H20 has, and at the same time that’s the only good bit of the film (kinda fun to watch as an alternate ending scene to H20). I can’t really get on board after that, the idea is decent but it fails to hold my interest. The characters are terrible. Will avoid this film in future.

  • Coming 2 America

    Coming 2 America

    Most of the jokes fail to land and Eddie Murphy struggles to get back in to the character which made the first film such a classic. Story was terrible as well.

  • Hellboy

    Hellboy

    Love Island & Jaffa Cakes.

  • Happy Christmas

    Happy Christmas

    This was so bland and uneventful. Would be exactly the same film if set at any time of the year as well, all we see is a few decorations.

  • Handsome: A Netflix Mystery Movie

    Handsome: A Netflix Mystery Movie

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Felt like a really long pilot episode of a crap new show. Revealing the killer within the first minute was pretty pointless. It was unfunny and somehow just about passed as watchable. Certainly not one I'd recommend although I did enjoy the small cameo from Kaley Cuoco.

  • Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday

    Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday

    Tries too hard to be different and loses pretty much everything good from the previous films. Boring beyond belief apart from the opening scene of Jason getting sprayed left right and center with bullets.

  • Downsizing

    Downsizing

    Interesting concept but then goes in to two hours of nothingness