• The One

    The One

    ★★★½

    Jet Li vs Jet Li, an endless supply of bullets and a killer soundtrack 👌

  • Drive

    Drive

    ★★★★

    Really entertaining action film from the 90s. Yes the story is not the greatest but the characters really make this a fun time. The fight scenes are very impressive & there’s quite a few funny lines too. Brittany Murphy’s character really adds to the charm. I’m sure this film will gain more popularity in years to come and I highly recommend it.

  • Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile

    Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile

    ★★★½

    Nice story with charming characters and catchy music. The kitchen dance with Constance Wu was probably my favourite scene. Overall a very enjoyable and easy watch.

  • Misery

    Misery

    ★★★★½

    fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

  • Men

    Men

    ★★★½

    Harper won’t be leaving that place a good review on Tripadvisor

  • National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

    National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

    ★★★½

    Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.

  • Silent Night

    Silent Night

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Some of the humour lands well, and with the general sense of dread lurking, this is definitely a disturbing watch. Cast are all decent, Roman Griffin Davis probably the standout. 
    I’m sure some people will hate the way the film goes after seeming like a comedy from the start. You can tell from the poster quote that something sinister will happen but this still shocked me somewhat.

  • Love Actually

    Love Actually

    ★★★½

    Christmas romantic comedy with an all star cast including Hans Gruber, Davy Jones, Nanny McPhee, Bryan Mills, Elizabeth Swann, Rick Grimes, Bilbo Baggins, Stacey, Mr Bean & Hugh Grant.

  • A Christmas Story

    A Christmas Story

    ★★★★

    “Oh my God, I shot my eye out!”

  • Pretty Woman

    Pretty Woman

    ★★★½

    “Fifty bucks, Grandpa. For Seventy-Five, the wife can watch.”

  • Speak No Evil

    Speak No Evil

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Fucked. Kneppet. Geneukt.

  • Hell Fest

    Hell Fest

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This was decent,  didn’t really care about any of the characters but the setting was cool and some of the kills were creative. The ending shot of the killer going home to his normal life made the film even more disturbing.