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  • Notting Hill
  • Munich
  • Moonstruck
  • Bloodsport

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Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Cats



    I honestly had a ton of fun watching this but this is straight up nightmare fuel. Things yelled while very high include:

    “Why does James Corden have a butt crack when none of them do”

    “I’ve had enough of this train cat”

    “Why is there so much snot on Jennifer Hudson’s face”

    “The ears, why do they move like that” 

    “This song is way too horny feeling for people/cat hybrids”

    “This Mr Mistofolees song isn’t too annoying” 

    Let me be clear, this movie is an abomination and should have been stopped at all costs, but alas, I had a good time.

  • Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice


    Batman Vs. Superman Vs My Patience.

    Unfortunately this was way worse than I expected. Needlessly convoluted. Affleck is good but can't save the movie. Weird time jumps. Motivations make no logical sense. Movie went on forever, and shamelessly turns into a set up for more movies. It's only Batman v Superman in name, and becomes a red herring for something else. That feeling you got during the second trailer and said "this movie is gonna be a mess" is exactly how it was plus more.