Juniper Sélavy

Juniper Sélavy

avatar is by @marcie_toons
Autistic 22 year old who loves dogs, movies, music, and games. she/her
add me on discord!!! cormac mccarti#5305

Favorite films

  • Synecdoche, New York
  • The Night of the Hunter
  • The Color of Pomegranates
  • The Lighthouse

Recent activity

  • The Way of the Gun


  • 86'd


  • Disaster Movie


  • Friday Foster


Recent reviews

  • Disaster Movie

    Disaster Movie

    i'm convinced the writing process wasn't too dissimilar to that south park episode where it's revealed manatees push balls with certain topics into a machine. ass pull of dated reference after ass pull of dated reference with costumes that look straight out of a spirit halloween

  • Fahrenheit 9/11

    Fahrenheit 9/11


    watched via livestream hosted by moore himself
    necessarily eye-opening, enraging, and distressing
    jingoism is a disease

Popular reviews

  • Hamilton


    it started when i had a feud on twitter with theater kids on whether it's ethical to torrent hamilton. i then, out of curiousity, torrented it because fuck theatre kids, and i wanted to check it out.
    well now that i know what the hype is all about, i'll take this opportunity to say: fuck you, lin manuel miranda. not only did you advocate for PROMESA, a us sponsored plan that closed a little over a fourth of the schools…

  • Suspiria



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    A beautifully shot and scored descent into a world where purple, green, and red neon light our everyday world and witches reign supreme.