• Leaving Neverland

    Leaving Neverland


    imagine getting cheated on by michael jackson; and you're 9. that blows, dude.

  • September 11: The New Pearl Harbor

    September 11: The New Pearl Harbor


    this guy's other documentaries are about how the moon landing was fake, chemo is fake, and weed is good. i think, i think i'll trust everything he says, and never, ever look it up. they blew your shit up to justify war!

  • The Life of Jesus

    The Life of Jesus


    (Watching french movie)

    (Arab shows up)

    Oh no,

  • Pulse



    Japan knows the scariest thing ever is the computer and being sad and they knew that before anyone else. Thats what happens when your economy collapses for like twenty years straight.

  • The Wolf of Wall Street

    The Wolf of Wall Street


    Wall street isnt real; i wish i had cocaine, America sucks but its kinda sick if youre white sometimes

  • Get Out

    Get Out


    my white girlfriend made me watch this movie.

  • Dogville



    i think lars von trier loves you enough to hate you. like god.

  • Belladonna of Sadness

    Belladonna of Sadness


    a psychedelic, horny testament to the transformative, religious power of animation. truly ahead of its time, and just, genuinely...a real delight. it's a shame the medium is now purely reserved for womanchildren, after a brief stint of being purely for manchildren. we can make things move with our mind and we use it for the lowest common denominator. we can play god with cels and we use it to sell toys.

  • Beau Travail

    Beau Travail


    i think very few people understand what constitutes man love. it's passion alright, sure, violent; brotherly, definitely. but there's more to it. there's a fleeting drama that elevates it beyond. a woman can love a man, but she'll never love a man like a man loves a man, because a woman will never know a man like a man knows a man. and men have been killed for less. beau travail is the film-poetic modernization of classical antiquity's man love. it is the gayest thing i've ever seen.

  • Buck Breaking

    Buck Breaking


    tariq nasheed is a gay man

  • Minnie and Moskowitz

    Minnie and Moskowitz


    love is perhaps the dumbest thing of all time. some real peabrain shit. its mostly a conflict of words; stunted expression. thats what makes it beautiful. cassavettes knows this better than anyone.

  • Water Lilies

    Water Lilies


    i really appreciate them making a movie for gay female creeps. its mostly a girl watching a hotter girl and wishing she were that girls wife. the lesbian femcel experience.