Favorite films

  • Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind
  • The Lighthouse
  • Monty Python and the Holy Grail
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

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  • First Blood

    ★★★★½

  • Witness

    ★★

  • Light & Magic

    ★★★★½

  • Snow-White

    ★★★½

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  • First Blood

    First Blood

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I wasn't very exited going into this watch. I expected it to be like the first act of Predator. Mindless shooting and action with some metaphor kind of slapped on if you squint. But my god was I wrong. The entire film serves as almost a metaphor for the Vietnam war. The Torturous police are the Vietcong, but the senseless violence from Rambo is infitely worse. There are no heroes. Just two sides mindlessly pitted against each other.

  • Witness

    Witness

    ★★

    A movie made for middle aged white men who are sick of their shitty inner city jobs and wishes they where a sweaty badass movie hero farmer with a hot tradwife who will never question anything I say.

    A complete blind love for the Amish and in general rural life, only protraying the city as filled with criminals and dirty cops (most of whom are played by black people). The Rural areas is full of gorgeous nature and sweet and…

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  • Bambi

    Bambi

    ★★½

    My stupid sister mad me watch this. She is a little baby idiot who likes kids movies about animated dears and talking babies. It's super dumb, she deosnt even like adult movies. When I was a baby I also liked these movies but she should just grow up, I'm twelve now an I watch movies with death and swearing words. She is 10 and deosnt even watch movies with guns. So stupid

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★★½

    The "people take marvel movies too seriously" take I see when it comes to Thor Love and Thunder is really dumb, the idea that people just take these silly movies too seriously is dumb. I like silly movies, the least I expect is to be generally entertained by some superhero nonsense, like this movie. It's silly, but Its fun. The script is pretty weak and while the Sam Raimi flair is a breath of fresh air in the overall MCU, there's not enough of it here, it could have been sillier.