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Favorite films

  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
  • Possession
  • The Holy Mountain
  • Female Trouble

Recent activity

  • Godzilla Minus One


  • Nymphomaniac: Vol. II


  • Amityville: A New Generation


  • Psycho


Pinned reviews

  • The Tenant

    The Tenant


    Portfolio #13

    “At what precise moment does an individual stop being who he thinks he is?”

    Monsieur Trelkovsky (Roman Polanski) is a meek, mild-mannered man seeking an affordable apartment in Paris, France. He finds one that seems suitable enough, albeit the landlord is a stuffy and grouchy old man, but soon after finds out that the previous tenant jumped to her death out of the available apartment’s window. Perturbed but desperate, Trelkovsky decides the price is right and decides to…

  • Persona



    Portfolio #12

    “You think I don’t understand? The hopeless dream of being? Not seeming to be, but being? Conscious and awake at every moment. At the same time, the chasm between what you are to others and what you are to yourself. The feeling of vertigo, and the constant hunger to be unmasked once and for all. To be seen through, cut down...perhaps even annihilated.”

    After a performance, prolific stage actress Elizabet Vogler (Liv Ullmann) spontaneously and willing decides to…

Recent reviews

  • Godzilla Minus One

    Godzilla Minus One


    I don’t love Godzilla movies but I’ve watched almost all of them, I enjoy a lot of them, and I really like a few. Last time I saw a Godzilla movie at the cinema it was Adam Wingard’s very American Godzilla vs. Kong, so I was excited to see the newest installment coming from back in Japan. Unfortunately, I was not only underwhelmed, I was pretty disappointed. All of the five star reviews on here hyping it up got my…

  • Nymphomaniac: Vol. II

    Nymphomaniac: Vol. II


    For movies about fucking, these sure are depressing.

Popular reviews

  • The Lost City

    The Lost City


    channing tatum’s big fat juicy ass

  • Female Trouble

    Female Trouble


    Have you met any nice boys in the salon?”
    “They’re all pretty nice.”
    “I mean any nice queer boys. Do you fool with any of ‘em?”
    “Aunt Ida, you know I dig women.”
    “Aw, don’t tell me that.”
    “Christ, let’s not go through this again.”
    “All those beauticians and you don’t have any boy-dates?”
    “I don’t want any boy-dates.”
    “Oh honey, I’d be so happy if you’d turn nelly.”
    “Ain’t no way. I’m straight. I mean, I like a lot…