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  • Suspiria
  • Session 9
  • Sole Survivor
  • CarousHELL 3

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  • Superhost

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  • It's a Wonderful Knife

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  • Deep Red

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  • Sacrifice

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  • Suspiria

    Suspiria

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    For a long time, I thought there was no way I could possibly write about my favorite film of all time because I felt like there was nothing I could say that would do it justice. Then I realized, you know, that it doesnโ€™t really matter what I say about it because this film speaks for itself. It is a perfect movie in every way and everything about it is well, perfect. The direction, the camerawork, the score, the lighting,โ€ฆ

  • CarousHELL The 2nd

    CarousHELL The 2nd

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    Listen:

    - The unicorn puts a grenade in a naziโ€™s mouth and his head explodes.
    - The unicorn drives while talking to the camera.
    - The unicorn has a humanoid unicorn son and he is fucking adorable.
    - The unicorn projectile vomits when he finds out he has a son.
    - The son wears a lovely Easter plaid shirt with cross-pattern tie in one scene, a quarter-zip argyle sweater in another, and a patterned button-up resort shirt in another. Heโ€ฆ

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  • Superhost

    Superhost

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    Well Iโ€™m really glad this came out in 2021 because When Evil Lurks was about to have to do a showdown!

    I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS HAS BEEN OUT FOR 2 YEARS AND IM JUST WATCHING IT!! I say that about a lot of movies but I REALLY MEAN IT this time!

    Just amazing. The house is gorgeous and the location is beautiful and this has what I thought was the best kill of 2023, but itโ€™s from 2021 so Iโ€™mโ€ฆ

  • It's a Wonderful Knife

    It's a Wonderful Knife

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    For the first half of this, I was at a solid 3-3.5. Itโ€™s a fun movie, but the writing is a bit sketchy at times and bless Katharine Isabell as always for giving us a great character in spite of some of the dialogue sheโ€™s given.

    But then it really goes all in on the Itโ€™s A Wonderful Lifeย riff and gets quite fun! I guess I'm kind of a sucker for this newish time travel horror genre because Iโ€™ve reallyโ€ฆ

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  • Violent Night

    Violent Night

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    David Harbour kicking ass and wearing a man bun is the Christmas gift I never knew I needed.

  • The Hunger

    The Hunger

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    I dare say that if Catherine Deneuve and David Bowie approached me and invited me to be part of their eternal vampire existence, the answer would be a resounding YES...

    ...and if they approached me only to seduce me, pleasure me, and kill me for my blood the answer would probably also be a somewhat less resounding but undeniable yes.