• Dark Crimes

    Dark Crimes

    ★½

    Never have I ever wanted to see Jim Carey's "O" face!!

  • The Matrix Reloaded

    The Matrix Reloaded

    ★★★★

    First time watching this in probably a decade, and I still feel the same as I did back then. Now I totally get it when people say that this is a bad movie, I understand. But I will defend that the action in this movie is pretty God damn amazing. I guess this will always be one of the movies that I still really love because it's highly entertaining where I could give less than two Fucks if it has…

  • Piranha

    Piranha

    ★★

    Would this be considered a near-shot-for-shot remake? there is a ridiculous amount of exact dialogue and imagery from the original. And it's pretty bad comparatively. oh well, don't have to watch that ever again.

  • Piranha II: The Spawning

    Piranha II: The Spawning

    ★★★

    I have no idea why Cameron would like to disassociate himself from this

    I only had slight glimpses of this movie from when I was quite young, maybe 8. If I recall I was terrified. 34 years later, this is comically bad, but entertaining in the cliche "so bad it's good" way.

  • The Reef

    The Reef

    ★★★½

    This guy is supposed to be a somewhat expert boatman. I mean if you're paid to deliver luxury boats/yachts to people around Australia and the surrounding islands, I would expect him to be an expert. He was portrayed to be a complete idiot in regards to boating safety and traveling in reef-filled waters. Obviously, they are playing the part of very dumb horror movie victims, but come on. I have never been on a sailboat and I think I would…

  • Piranha

    Piranha

    ★★★★

    Did you see the water in that lake ?? Who the hell is going to pay for anything at the "Luxury Resort"? It looks like they were in toilet water, that somebody threw a bunch of random seaweed into.

    I love this movie

  • Jaws: The Revenge

    Jaws: The Revenge

    ★½

    Who decided that this was something that would be a good idea? I had always heard it was awful, but I had no idea it was an abomination. The 1.5 star is because I was amazed at its shitty-ness.

  • Mission: Impossible II

    Mission: Impossible II

    ★★

    While I don't hate this film, I fully acknowledge it is bad and I think the only thing that makes it watchable is Thandiwe Newton's beauty. I do though hate the performance from Dougray Scott. He is beyond awful. Actually, the writing is pretty awful as well, I mean I did say it's a bad movie.
    FML I saw this in the theater when it released and I remember liking it a lot, what the hell is wrong with my younger self

  • Frankenhooker

    Frankenhooker

    ★★★★

    Gotta get me some of that super crack

  • Basket Case

    Basket Case

    ★★★½

    Now I know I've seen parts of this, but definitely not the film and its entirety. I do distinctly remember seeing the VHS box in the rental stores when I was a child growing up through the 80s, and always thinking it was probably too scary.
    The film is ridiculously bad in regards to production, but it is so damn entertaining in all other aspects. I'm a sucker for 80s horror movies that are produced on a low budget, so…

  • The Princess Bride

    The Princess Bride

    ★★★★

    My Australian fiance and I watch this because she had never seen it and always wondered why people revered it as some amazing 80s films. Now I really like The Princess Bride, but I don't think I would ever call it amazing it's just a good entertaining fantasy phone. She thought it was good but she didn't think it was great which is about what I expected.
    My theory on this is it came out in a Time for kids…

  • Resident Evil

    Resident Evil

    ★★★½

    Milla Jovovich has some of the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen in my life. They are intoxicating!
    I would say it's still one of my preferred video game adaptation films. Even though it does have its faults, it's still a really entertaining film for me. The CG is ugly at times, but overall it's looks nice enough for something made in 2002. Funny enough, I think I enjoy a couple of the sequels more.