• Gone Girl

    Gone Girl

    this is the ultimate prove that the straights are not okay. this movie is straight culture lmao

    Amy and Nick (especially Amy) are the embodiment of "you don't actually love a person unless you occasionally want to kill them :)"

    Nick tho, get's a pass to say the "I hate my wife" jokes

    it's just so stupid how they repackage the actual sexist and false trope of crazy ex-girlfriend to crazy psychopath wife and y'all went, oh yeah go Amy!…

  • Black Mirror: San Junipero

    Black Mirror: San Junipero

    ★★★

    why did i rate 4 stars on my first watch? cuz I felt numb during the whole thing and thought it was I who didnt understand it the truth is... you can't connect with them, you don't know them at all, of course you don't, they have only 60 minutes, the longest and boringest minutes, it has such a weird pacing is like they don't know how to fill the time and it wouldn't be a bad idea if they…

  • The Queen's Gambit

    The Queen's Gambit

    ★★½

    it was ok-ish.

    its so messy and confusing when shows have good premises but are executed sooo poorly.

    bad things:
    there was too many chess plays, I'm serious, it was boring, repetitive and unnecessary, as an average chess player the fact that you can't look straight at the board for more than 0.5 seconds was stupid consedering HOW MANY shots they show, like geez, how did yall get invest in it? did yall actually care if she wins?

    ughhh her…

  • A Clockwork Orange

    A Clockwork Orange

    ★★

    I understand the limitation within adaptations but it did not achieve not even the half of my disgust for alex which is maybe for the best. Hearing his iner psychopath mind, how he never felt guilty, not once, that really got me reading the book and the little details that got lost, as I gasped when I knew he was only 14 somehow it was more impactful, I think this movie was more concerned with being shocking rather than developing…

  • Wetlands

    Wetlands

    girl don't do it, it's not worth it
    helen: *breaks her anus*

  • Wetlands

    Wetlands

    -what is your profession, dad?
    -do you not know what i do?
    -not exactly.
    -i'm an engineer.
    .________.

  • Crashing

    Crashing

    ★★★★★

    this was so fucking marvelous ARE U FUCKKING KIDDIND ME?????? UGHHH damn stuppid brilliant phoebe U GENIUS damn is just siiabbsjjsjhss PLSSSSS and sam saying ''this never gonna happen''' HOW U GONNA SAY THAT when u are basically screaminggg for it also like brit... briti bRITISH ACCENT brittish PEOPLE OMG OH MY GOODNESS

    i want to be themmmm :(((((

  • Persona

    Persona

    i feel so oddly close to elizabeth and alma, they do NOT know wtf is going on

  • Hannah Gadsby: Nanette

    Hannah Gadsby: Nanette

    ★★★★

    while I did not laughed once this left a lump in my throat.

  • Ali Wong: Baby Cobra

    Ali Wong: Baby Cobra

    this is so unrateable, is just ¯\_( ͠° ͟ʖ °͠ )_/¯

  • The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals

    The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals

    ★★★½

    the end of the world is looking pretty nice.

  • Bo Burnham: Inside

    Bo Burnham: Inside

    the lighting was AMAZING, so cinematically pleasing and 'Welcome to the internet' will live in my head rent free forever.