Favorite films

  • The Talented Mr. Ripley
  • Psycho
  • The Exorcist
  • Fight Club

Recent activity

  • Dogma


  • Clerks


  • The Good Shepherd


  • Chasing Amy


Recent reviews

  • Interstellar



    i Understand what this movie is about, but i think christopher nolan suffers a lot from his constant urge to make Grand, Epic Movies which can, of course, feel grand and epic, but at the cost of impacting emotional development. out of all his films i've seen, this is definitely the most emotional and human at its core, but i don't know, i had a fourth dimension phase when i was 12 and i've engaged with media that deals with…

  • All the Pretty Horses

    All the Pretty Horses


    the "serious" review is: i think this film was trying to be profound about something but studio meddling blah blah blah there is no characterization and everything falls flat. the main romance happens within 14 minutes and i'm still mad about it. like everything is technically just, okay i guess (minus the score, i really liked it honestly), but there's no real inspiration behind it, no gusto. kind of hard when your script sort of meanders along. i've never read…

Popular reviews

  • Midnight in Paris

    Midnight in Paris


    can woody allen stop jerking off to himself long enough to write a script that doesn't sound like bad fan fiction written by a 15 year old

  • Ocean's Thirteen

    Ocean's Thirteen


    me starting ocean's eleven: time to watch some boring heist film i guess

    me finishing ocean's thirteen: here's a kiss for danny and a kiss for reuben and a kiss for linus and a kiss for saul and a kiss for virgil and a kiss for turk and a kiss for frank and a kiss for basher and a kiss for livingston and a kiss for yen and two very special kisses for rusty