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Favorite films

  • The Talented Mr. Ripley
  • Mysterious Skin
  • Psycho
  • The Exorcist

Recent activity

  • Bottoms


  • Soul Surfer


  • Beyond the Straight and Narrow


  • No Country for Old Men


Recent reviews

  • Obsession



    brian de palma simply loves making movies that make me go okay bro where are you going with this the whole time and then the ending makes me scream

  • Poor Things

    Poor Things


    this actually is what everybody seems to think barbie is. i have many thoughts but i can't put them all down right now but goddamn. poor things sweep this year, let's go.

Popular reviews

  • Midnight in Paris

    Midnight in Paris


    can woody allen stop jerking off to himself long enough to write a script that doesn't sound like bad fan fiction written by a 15 year old

  • Ocean's Thirteen

    Ocean's Thirteen


    me starting ocean's eleven: time to watch some boring heist film i guess

    me finishing ocean's thirteen: here's a kiss for danny and a kiss for reuben and a kiss for linus and a kiss for saul and a kiss for virgil and a kiss for turk and a kiss for frank and a kiss for basher and a kiss for livingston and a kiss for yen and two very special kisses for rusty